Monday, June 30, 2008

A Little 'Splaining...

I'm sure most of my faithful readers have gone on to greener pastures in Internet-land, where bloggers actually post things every once in a while, but if anyone's still interested in my plight/cause/what have you, here's a quick update.


I have been neglecting my blog and my mission because of a full-time job. I was a celebrity blogger and worked on a few sites for Buzznet from November of last year to just last week. After spending 8-10 hours a day on the computer, writing like a fiend, the last thing I wanted to do in my down time was write and be clever "off the clock." And for that attitude, I'm sorry. I have done a disservice to my legendary, Grammy-winning idol. I feel very bad about this.


So anyway, I'm no longer being paid to care about Lindsay Lohan, Paris Hilton and such, which leaves me oodles of time to get back to my blog and write about someone who deserves to be written about, right, kids?


Financial woes have made me alter my mission...slightly. Gone are the plans for an elaborate, self-financed party with an unforgettable musical guest. My goal now is to bring the party to Peter. I, and a close selection of friends/family members (you know who you are), am planning to jet to a concert on or around our birthday with the distinct goal of meeting the man, the myth, the legend. This seems to be a more attainable goal that won't force me to sell everything I own on eBay or anything.


I promise to keep you entertained while I plead my case and attempt to make my 40th birthday the most memorable event of my life (so far.)